Wednesday, March 30, 2011

DUDE: Or, Why Catalog Images Matter

I love latex. I love men in latex. I love wearing latex. I've got no problem with people wearing latex. But someone please inform me why, in a catalog photo for a fetish clothing company, this dude is going for a brisk morning jog?


I don't even know, dude.

Imagine that stare at you. Just do it. Srsly.

And this, my friends, is GOLD.


It's really important to take good catalog photos, y'all. Whether it's etsy, eBay, or your Spring couture line, presentation is important. Don't be these guys -- instead of looking at their handiwork, I'm too busy laughing at these ridiculous photos. Why do you think the fashion industry spends so much money on editorials? Presentation is everything.

I will return to posting about things that aren't absolutely ridiculous. At some point, I might even say something intelligent. But right now?

Think about that last image. Think long and hard.

Your life's not so bad now, is it?
That's what I thought.

*hey, laughing is what the internet is for. don't get all butt-hurt, now.

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